'People keep ribbing me' about the series being over ahead of my trip.
Golden sun, savory pies and iconic stadiums - what else would an England cricket fan ask for?
Ideally, they'd want an contest for the urn in Australia where they remain in contention to reclaim the urn following the initial matches.
That will not be happening on this occasion, however, after Australia's crushing 82-run win in Adelaide put the hosts with a 3-0 lead for the fourth straight contest on their own soil.
England's famous supporters' group, the vocal contingent, have 3,000 fans flying out for the concluding fixtures in Sydney and Melbourne.
There are also tour groups who will be vacationing in Australia, as well as relatives and companions heading for a special expedition.
The Disappointed Travelers
A group of four supporters are a prime example.
Alex, Sam, Rory and Katie had their flights and tickets booked for the Boxing Day and New Year Tests "12 months ago", hoping to witness a long-awaited triumph.
From afar, they've seen Australia outplay the visitors in just 11 days from their family home in Penwortham, Lancashire.
"People in the office has been giving me grief regarding the concluded contest for the last two weeks," stated Sam Ryding.
"Our expectation had been that we would have the series on the line still when we got there."
Fading Positivity
Hope was abundant concerning a potential victory of securing a first win in 15 years for a victory down under before it began.
However, the situation is now staring down the barrel of prolonging a streak without victory in the country to 19 games when the next match starts in Melbourne this week.
The England team - and their followers - will be hoping to sidestep a dreaded 5-0 scoreline.
Alex said the "entertainment" of head coach Brendon McCullum's 'Bazball' in recent years had "brought fresh energy to" Test cricket for English supporters.
Yet the fans said they had realistic outlooks for the remaining matches - and all they are requesting from the players is "some resilience".
"Commentators consistently points it out, but it all comes down to psychological strength. 'Bazball' has been elevated to a term now that is just, like, impractical batting," commented another sibling.
"During a long match, you should apply yourself. Wafting outside 'sixth stump' areas has never featured in the fundamentals, and that is largely because of the batting lineup."
Future Prospects
When questioned if he believed England will secure a victory in this Ashes series, Sam said: "It appears the Aussies are just too good currently."
"Necessarily, there must be more than one player that stands up for England and makes a big impact."
Even with the series lost, the siblings are still anticipating the trip.
"It will be a wonderful trip regardless," commented Katie Ryding. "Our approach is that attitude."
"Obviously it is disappointing we can't contest the series, but we have spent so much money already."
"We'll enjoy spending the festive season in Australia. It is also mine and Rory's first time away from home during the festive period."
A schoolteacher, Katie is intent on maximizing the lengthy journey as part of her Christmas holidays.
"Should the cricket disappoint, there's always golf to turn to," Katie concluded.